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Menkominfo malu, saya juga malu pak!

Berita dari Detik mengabarkan bahwa Menkominfo kita yang baru malu karena Indonesia terkenal karena memuncaki akses pornografi di Internet. Detik mengutip:

“Saya malu mendengar Indonesia karena terkenal dalam mengakses pornografi,” sesalnya di hadapan para audiens.

Saya sepakat pak Menteri! Kali ini saya sepakat dengan anda. Read the rest of this entry

Sebuah pertanyaan untuk demonstrasi

Hari ini, aku dapat dari email kantor. Sebuah memo tentang unjuk rasa di Jakarta pada hari ini. Tak disangka, email ini membuat senyum. Biasanya senyum ini karena nama pelaksana yang lucu-lucu macam “Forum Komunikasi Penegak Kejujuran, Kebenaran dan Keadilan (FKPK3) Kab. Probolinggo”. Tapi kali ini bukan karena nama pelaksananya, tapi lokasinya. Ini dia rencana demo yang bikin senyum di pagi hari:

Tanggal

:

02-09-2009

Waktu

:

14.00 s/d –

Tempat Kejadian

:

– Kantor Petronas Menara rajawali 24th Floor Jl. Mega Kuningan Jaksel – Kantor PT. Petronas Citybank Tower Lt . 27th Plaza Bapindo Jl. Jend. Sudirman Jaksel

Pelaksana

:

Aliansi Ganyang Malaysia (GPI Jakarta Raya, HMI Cab. Jakarta Raya, HUMANIKA Jakarta, Jaringan Aktivis Jakarta)

Bentuk Kegiatan

:

Unjuk Rasa

Tanggal

:

02-09-2009

Waktu

:

15.00 s/d –

Tempat Kejadian

:

Kantor PT Petronas Menara Rajawali 24th Floor Jl. Mega Kuningan Jaksel

Pelaksana

:

Presidium Pemuda Jakarta DKI Jakarta

Bentuk Kegiatan

:

Unjuk Rasa

Pertanyaan mendasar: Itu ngapain ada kantor Petronas didemo sama “Aliansi Ganyang Malaysia”? Mau demo mrotes Malaysia, mbok ya di Kedubesnya Malaysia.

In other hand, lumayan lah buat karyawannya Petronas bisa libur (eh diliburkan nggak ya?).

Tanggal

:

02-09-2009

Waktu

:

14.00 s/d –

Tempat Kejadian

:

– Kantor Petronas Menara rajawali 24th Floor Jl. Mega Kuningan Jaksel – Kantor PT. Petronas Citybank Tower Lt . 27th Plaza Bapindo Jl. Jend. Sudirman Jaksel

Pelaksana

:

Aliansi Ganyang Malaysia (GPI Jakarta Raya, HMI Cab. Jakarta Raya, HUMANIKA Jakarta, Jaringan Aktivis Jakarta)

Bentuk Kegiatan

:

Unjuk Rasa

Tanggal

:

02-09-2009

Waktu

:

15.00 s/d –

Tempat Kejadian

:

Kantor PT Petronas Menara Rajawali 24th Floor Jl. Mega Kuningan Jaksel

Pelaksana

:

Presidium Pemuda Jakarta DKI Jakarta

Bentuk Kegiatan

:

Unjuk Rasa

How much is your worth

Small jokes:

There is man who asks a woman if she would have sex with him for a million dollars? She reflects for a few moments and then answers that she would. “So,” he says, “would you have sex with me for $50?” Indignantly, she exclaims, “What kind of a woman do you think I am?” He replies: “We’ve already established that. Now we’re just haggling about the price.”

The man’s response implies that if a woman will sell herself at any price, she is a prostitute. Read the rest of this entry

Tentang Flu, Babi!

Aku seperti merasa membaca The Onion saat membaca berita di Reuters ini.

Dari judulnya aja bikin ngakak, “Afghanistan’s only pig quarantined in flu fear”.

Lebih jauh lagi dalam berita ini kita bisa membaca bagaimana penghuni paling terkenal dalam kebun binatang di Afghanistan ini, seekor singa bernama (alm.)Marjan bertarung melawan pejuang Mujahid. Let me quote:

Mujahideen fighters then ate the deer and rabbits and shot dead the zoo’s sole elephant. Shells shattered the aquarium.

One fighter climbed into the lion enclosure but was immediately killed by Marjan, the zoo’s most famous inhabitant. The man’s brother returned the next day and lobbed a hand grenade at the lion leaving him toothless and blind.

He have to get a medal for his courageous act. He is freakin war hero for the Zoo vs Mujaheed battle!

Dan mereka bilang Mujaheed itu pemberani? Hey, dia ngelempar granat ke seekor singa di dalam kandang! Itu tindakan paling pengecut. Kalau memang berani harusnya dia menantang Marjan dalam hand-to-hand combat.

Okey.. kembali soal flu babi, artikel ini menulis:

Some visitors were not concerned about the fate of the pig and said locking it away was probably for the best.

“Influenza is quite contagious and if it passes between people and animals then there’s no need for the pig to be here,” zoo visitor Farzana said.

They say people can act like pig. But sometimes, pig are better than some ignorant people. Kenapa nggak dikembalikan ke China? Atau kasihkan aku aja… babi kecap itu enak, Jendral! 😀

Dasar Flu, Babi!

Apakah kamu paham tentang flu babi?

And The Most Influential People In The World is… moot!

Today I found an interesting stuffs in Internet.

Do you know TIME are making a vote about the The World Most Influential People? that poll are hacked like crazy and guess who win it… moot!

Who the hell is he?

He is The Most Influential People on Earth, dude!!!

Okay, moot is the founder and moderator for an online forum called 4chan. A site where many people from different places meet and greet, make some noise.

One of their achievement are their anomymousity group and Project Chanology. Now, they can add The Most Influential People in The World from the TIME in their portofolio.

This is why crowdsourcing is not equal to democracy.

And when you include some online forum in Internet, it’s just get worse…

The TIME comments:

Undoubtedly, many people will question moot’s worthiness of the title World’s Most Influential Person. TIME.com managing editor Josh Tyrangiel says moot is no less deserving than previous title holders like Nintendo video-game designer Shigeru Miyamoto (2007) and Korean pop star Rain (2006). “I would remind anyone who doubts the results that this is an Internet poll,” he says. “Doubting the results is kind of the point.”

So…. let me say this old wisdom: Don’t Trust Everything you find in Internet.