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Menkominfo malu, saya juga malu pak!

Berita dari Detik mengabarkan bahwa Menkominfo kita yang baru malu karena Indonesia terkenal karena memuncaki akses pornografi di Internet. Detik mengutip:

“Saya malu mendengar Indonesia karena terkenal dalam mengakses pornografi,” sesalnya di hadapan para audiens.

Saya sepakat pak Menteri! Kali ini saya sepakat dengan anda. Read the rest of this entry

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Sebuah pertanyaan untuk demonstrasi

Hari ini, aku dapat dari email kantor. Sebuah memo tentang unjuk rasa di Jakarta pada hari ini. Tak disangka, email ini membuat senyum. Biasanya senyum ini karena nama pelaksana yang lucu-lucu macam “Forum Komunikasi Penegak Kejujuran, Kebenaran dan Keadilan (FKPK3) Kab. Probolinggo”. Tapi kali ini bukan karena nama pelaksananya, tapi lokasinya. Ini dia rencana demo yang bikin senyum di pagi hari:

Tanggal

:

02-09-2009

Waktu

:

14.00 s/d –

Tempat Kejadian

:

– Kantor Petronas Menara rajawali 24th Floor Jl. Mega Kuningan Jaksel – Kantor PT. Petronas Citybank Tower Lt . 27th Plaza Bapindo Jl. Jend. Sudirman Jaksel

Pelaksana

:

Aliansi Ganyang Malaysia (GPI Jakarta Raya, HMI Cab. Jakarta Raya, HUMANIKA Jakarta, Jaringan Aktivis Jakarta)

Bentuk Kegiatan

:

Unjuk Rasa

Tanggal

:

02-09-2009

Waktu

:

15.00 s/d –

Tempat Kejadian

:

Kantor PT Petronas Menara Rajawali 24th Floor Jl. Mega Kuningan Jaksel

Pelaksana

:

Presidium Pemuda Jakarta DKI Jakarta

Bentuk Kegiatan

:

Unjuk Rasa

Pertanyaan mendasar: Itu ngapain ada kantor Petronas didemo sama “Aliansi Ganyang Malaysia”? Mau demo mrotes Malaysia, mbok ya di Kedubesnya Malaysia.

In other hand, lumayan lah buat karyawannya Petronas bisa libur (eh diliburkan nggak ya?).

Tanggal

:

02-09-2009

Waktu

:

14.00 s/d –

Tempat Kejadian

:

– Kantor Petronas Menara rajawali 24th Floor Jl. Mega Kuningan Jaksel – Kantor PT. Petronas Citybank Tower Lt . 27th Plaza Bapindo Jl. Jend. Sudirman Jaksel

Pelaksana

:

Aliansi Ganyang Malaysia (GPI Jakarta Raya, HMI Cab. Jakarta Raya, HUMANIKA Jakarta, Jaringan Aktivis Jakarta)

Bentuk Kegiatan

:

Unjuk Rasa

Tanggal

:

02-09-2009

Waktu

:

15.00 s/d –

Tempat Kejadian

:

Kantor PT Petronas Menara Rajawali 24th Floor Jl. Mega Kuningan Jaksel

Pelaksana

:

Presidium Pemuda Jakarta DKI Jakarta

Bentuk Kegiatan

:

Unjuk Rasa

How much is your worth

Small jokes:

There is man who asks a woman if she would have sex with him for a million dollars? She reflects for a few moments and then answers that she would. “So,” he says, “would you have sex with me for $50?” Indignantly, she exclaims, “What kind of a woman do you think I am?” He replies: “We’ve already established that. Now we’re just haggling about the price.”

The man’s response implies that if a woman will sell herself at any price, she is a prostitute. Read the rest of this entry

Tentang Flu, Babi!

Aku seperti merasa membaca The Onion saat membaca berita di Reuters ini.

Dari judulnya aja bikin ngakak, “Afghanistan’s only pig quarantined in flu fear”.

Lebih jauh lagi dalam berita ini kita bisa membaca bagaimana penghuni paling terkenal dalam kebun binatang di Afghanistan ini, seekor singa bernama (alm.)Marjan bertarung melawan pejuang Mujahid. Let me quote:

Mujahideen fighters then ate the deer and rabbits and shot dead the zoo’s sole elephant. Shells shattered the aquarium.

One fighter climbed into the lion enclosure but was immediately killed by Marjan, the zoo’s most famous inhabitant. The man’s brother returned the next day and lobbed a hand grenade at the lion leaving him toothless and blind.

He have to get a medal for his courageous act. He is freakin war hero for the Zoo vs Mujaheed battle!

Dan mereka bilang Mujaheed itu pemberani? Hey, dia ngelempar granat ke seekor singa di dalam kandang! Itu tindakan paling pengecut. Kalau memang berani harusnya dia menantang Marjan dalam hand-to-hand combat.

Okey.. kembali soal flu babi, artikel ini menulis:

Some visitors were not concerned about the fate of the pig and said locking it away was probably for the best.

“Influenza is quite contagious and if it passes between people and animals then there’s no need for the pig to be here,” zoo visitor Farzana said.

They say people can act like pig. But sometimes, pig are better than some ignorant people. Kenapa nggak dikembalikan ke China? Atau kasihkan aku aja… babi kecap itu enak, Jendral! 😀

Dasar Flu, Babi!

Apakah kamu paham tentang flu babi?

Yet Another Interesting Links (0)

What is the most successful game ever? It’s not World of Warcraft or Gears of War or Counter Strike. It’s the Minesweper. A game where you risk your life walking in mine traps across the field, where every choice is a possible life and death scenario.

Some funny picture in the net. Hilarious sign.

You know bad cellphone if you see one. It could be the design, size, or weight, in some cases just too damn expensive. 😀

In facebook quizz, try to read the tiny prints. Some of them are scams, I wonder why facebook let this through.

Netbook is still kicking and running, and hurting Microsoft bottom line too. Need new notebook? Read my review (tetep iklan).

Interesting history of text messaging.  Why sms limited to 160 character? But doesn’t answer the obvious question, Why the hell the limitation still 160 character? This is 2009, for crying out loud!

To much Windows 7 crash Microsoft site. Maybe the database should be upgraded to, say, Oracle 11g?

If you blog, don’t go to Myanmar.

The sentient computer smarter than us will come. Please don’t call it Skynet or Eagle Eyes. Call it Ultron instead.