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Tentang Flu, Babi!

Aku seperti merasa membaca The Onion saat membaca berita di Reuters ini.

Dari judulnya aja bikin ngakak, “Afghanistan’s only pig quarantined in flu fear”.

Lebih jauh lagi dalam berita ini kita bisa membaca bagaimana penghuni paling terkenal dalam kebun binatang di Afghanistan ini, seekor singa bernama (alm.)Marjan bertarung melawan pejuang Mujahid. Let me quote:

Mujahideen fighters then ate the deer and rabbits and shot dead the zoo’s sole elephant. Shells shattered the aquarium.

One fighter climbed into the lion enclosure but was immediately killed by Marjan, the zoo’s most famous inhabitant. The man’s brother returned the next day and lobbed a hand grenade at the lion leaving him toothless and blind.

He have to get a medal for his courageous act. He is freakin war hero for the Zoo vs Mujaheed battle!

Dan mereka bilang Mujaheed itu pemberani? Hey, dia ngelempar granat ke seekor singa di dalam kandang! Itu tindakan paling pengecut. Kalau memang berani harusnya dia menantang Marjan dalam hand-to-hand combat.

Okey.. kembali soal flu babi, artikel ini menulis:

Some visitors were not concerned about the fate of the pig and said locking it away was probably for the best.

“Influenza is quite contagious and if it passes between people and animals then there’s no need for the pig to be here,” zoo visitor Farzana said.

They say people can act like pig. But sometimes, pig are better than some ignorant people. Kenapa nggak dikembalikan ke China? Atau kasihkan aku aja… babi kecap itu enak, Jendral! 😀

Dasar Flu, Babi!

Apakah kamu paham tentang flu babi?